Do you like things with a little style? Like to express yourself in humorous ways? Look no further than High Cotton's collection of humorous aprons. Designs from Mikwright and Jill Seale join other best sellers for the best reason to cover your clothes and step foot in the kitchen. These aprons feature an adjustable D-ring neck and are hand or machine wash/air or machine dry. In this Do I Look Like I Give A Rat's Ass High Cotton Funny Apron you don't have to cook, just look busy, no one will notice. Makes a great gift for anyone with a funny bone. Generously sized 22"x29" 7 oz. Twill, 50/50 Cotton/Poly blend.